tight tweeds and secret needs

bless me for i have sinned

Posted in style by portia on June 17th, 2008

On the subject of sinning and forgiveness, I’m not sure if I’ve ever forgiven my brother for having misplaced the grey-navy weaved children’s belt that I sometimes wear as a cuff. It’s pretty cool because you wrap it around your wrists a few times and it’s a highly original cuff– I do things like that all the time to improvise such as using leather ankle straps from old shoes. Anyhows, I found that belt cuff, which technically is his. I mean, it was attached to his shorts that he had when he was a toddler.

So I had a brainwave today. I love cuffs because I love different themes. And I picked up some of these extremely fierce-looking cuffs real cheaply. As I walked around with one around my wrists, I couldn’t help but wish they were large enough for my neck– happens when you have cats, you tend to put collars around yourself as well. And so I decided to combine two different cuffs and voila! They fit around my neck.

Have you ever heard of Cotton On? Well, I always love popping in whenever I visit The Land of Oz since I fly there a bit too often. Cotton stuff are purr-fect for the swelteringly hot weather here. And the stuff they carry in this store are pretty cool. Not to mention, they have a laundre and PJ department as well, which drives me utterly nuts. So, late last year, they finally opened in sunny Singapore. I was overjoyed. Because now, I have a huge selection of male singlets to choose from. Now that they’re having some major sales, I get tons of stuff uber-cheap there. Wheewy! Yup, I have a penchant for men’s stuff. Shirts, pants, suspenders, hats, shoes, anything.

Ahh well, as you can see, I got a tad carried away in front of the webcam after coming home tonight. Yes, I wore my Cotton On men’s singlet out and the double-cuff out.

cuffs from some accessories shop; singlet from Cotton On Men

bottom three picked up from some random accessories store; (l-r). . beaded cuff from Accessorize, thin studded cuff from Mango, two thin black leather cuffs modified from ankle straps, weaved belt cuff modified from kids’ belt, shiny glittery cuff from Mango

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Posted in style by portia on March 20th, 2008

On most days I wake up groggily and stumble to grab any clothes in less than five minutes. That is all I have to select and get changed. Today, whilst walking past a reflecting surface at the interchange, it hit me that I looked fetishistic. Shit. To which other people said the same, with silly smiles on their faces, topped off with stupid winks. Christ.

“You look like Madame”.

So, I decided to retort, “At least I can look like Madame”.

I think it’s the skirt with its zippers. And the boots. And the belt. And the Schoolgirlish top. Having been previously accused of looking fetishistic many-a-time. Well, a different kind of accusation. Let’s see the number of themes they’ve identified in me. Nun, schoolgirl, librarian, Madame, Secretary, etcetera. Until these days I have some fun figuring them out too.

It’s scary how so many people tell me I make things look themed. Unintentionally, that is. You know, one day if I turned into a full-blown Fetishist, you know just who’s fault it is. Ahh well, I love the boots, which were a gift, and are over four inches high. I always like pointy-toed stuff, so this is no exception.

It makes my legs look long, anyhows. I love legs. It’s quite freaky how people remember me as The Girl With Legs. I used to cut classes alot in junior college, and my skirt wasn’t even short then. After I left, I was told by acquaintances of friends who remembered me as the girl with long legs. That was before I started dabbling with short skirts. Ahh well, legs are made for walking. G’night world.

top: Red

skirt: Mango

belt: Mango

cuff: Purple Smoke

boots: Chinese Laundry

i’m gonna walk, walk, walk all over you

Posted in shop by portia on March 19th, 2008
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sexy geeky librarian

Posted in shop by portia on March 10th, 2008